gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom oh yes her date did too
magicconchshell: without gravity we wouldnt be able to poop
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage
url-coming-soon: doingtimeasacapsicle: teapayne: I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games even better: give them one computer to share. Then they’ll have to watch eachother use it
zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
mattfrombusted: sansatyrell: why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other i think kelsey was
shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
nerdbirdistheword: 8r8kh34ds: if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people “HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die” SLAPS “wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow” You are the future I want to see.
me watching a movie: omg that was a gif
Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie...
wild-hearts-run: First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky. Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time. Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.” Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes. In conclusion, Hercules is one of my...
factsoflifenomorenoless: vicsagod: exceldamage: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale wait, so what is it in america then? 100 A+ 95 A 90 A- 86-89 B+ 85 B 80 B- 76-79 C+ 75 C 70 C- 65-69...